The microwave is not your friend. Do not forsake your oven. Even reheated nachos are quite tolerable if they have never felt the bite of a microwave. Oh, and if you put lots of extra cheese on top when reheating them.
As You Like It, Act II Sc. 7
O worthy fool!
...in his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms. O that I were a fool!
I am ambitious for a motley coat.